February 20, 2004
Romance is truly dead
And about bloody time, too.
My theory is that there is now a man in Ken's life. I mean. look at him - have you ever seen anyone more immaculately groomed?
Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at February 20, 2004 04:10 PM
I can just see next christmas, going shopping for my cousins...
"Yes, I'd like a Barbie doll please"
"Ah, yes sir, the Barbie section is right over here. The latest are these. Thsi, for example, is Scuba Diving Barbie, comes with a neoprene wetsuit and some goggles"
"Oof! 40 euro! these things have gone up in price"
"I'm sure I couldn't say sir, this one is Pony ridign barbie, pony availabel separately for a minimal 25 Euro"
"hmmm.... And what's this one. 600 Euro?!?!"
"Ah, yes, this here is Divorcee Barbie. She costs so much because she comes wiht Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's motobike..."
...wasn't there always something suspect about a woman for whom you had to *buy* a boyfriend :^)...