September 17, 2004
How Chav Are You?

The Sun ran a quiz today - How Chav Are You? I should have thought that the answer was easy for its readers - you read The Sun, so you're a Chav.

Anyway, I got four points - "LESS THAN 10: Admit it. You couldn't bring yourself to do the test in case you found out the awful truth, could you?"

OK, 'fess up - how Chav are you?

Via mad musings of me.

Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at September 17, 2004 12:25 PM
Comments

1 - for the small rings. I was a bit concerned about the hairdo, but it would only have counted if I was a man. I have to admit that about 2/3 of the questions were unanswerable.

Posted by: Sujatin on September 20, 2004 10:22 AM

could someone please send me the chav test thanx

Posted by: Nat on December 15, 2004 10:19 AM

hello

Posted by: ashley jones on May 25, 2005 10:34 AM

woo hoo im a chav and chavs rok

Posted by: bob on June 29, 2005 08:47 PM

How nice for you, Bob.

Posted by: Simon Brunning on June 30, 2005 08:52 AM

chavz r fukin mingin.hahahahahahaha

Posted by: lol n bek bek on July 1, 2005 02:59 PM

chavs are dicusting and just dont no how to dress

Posted by: leona on July 7, 2005 11:51 AM

All i have 2 say is: Do ur bit 2 clean up da streets; KILL a CHAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I'm a punk rocker n proud 2 b 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mushy on July 10, 2005 04:12 PM

All i have 2 say is: Do ur bit 2 clean up da streets; KILL a CHAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I'm a punk rocker n proud 2 b 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mushy on July 10, 2005 04:16 PM

All i have 2 say is: Do ur bit 2 clean up da streets; KILL a CHAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I'm a punk rocker n proud 2 b 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mushy on July 10, 2005 04:17 PM

Chavs like music like eric pritz and dj sammi n other shit like that but i fink lostprophets n system of a down rock!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Pez on July 10, 2005 04:20 PM

Chavs like music like eric pritz and dj sammi n other crap like that but i fink lostprophets n system of a down rock!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Pez on July 10, 2005 04:21 PM

you ugly chav learn to dress your self

Posted by: katie on July 11, 2005 01:33 PM

you ugly chav learn to dress your self

Posted by: katie on July 11, 2005 01:33 PM

I am anti-chav
Chav is scum!! Chav have no brain

Posted by: Aiz on July 13, 2005 12:10 AM

im 54% chav, n ppl dis me all the time but i dont care cos i ent 100% chav theres nout rong wiv chavs so chavs rok on XD l8erz p.s i luv lora 2 bits

Posted by: john on August 11, 2005 06:55 PM

chavs aint bad at all just coz some 1 is a chav dosnt make them any thicker or worser then the rest of us i done the chav test and i got 72% but yet i got 3 as in my gcse.

Posted by: becca on August 14, 2005 03:57 PM

chavs should be killed at birth and live chavs should be banned from havin kids
sergio forever

Posted by: g on September 6, 2005 10:41 AM

hi ya

Posted by: kandis on September 7, 2005 06:12 PM

hey im 100%chav and i like it all da goths out dare should be took out ugly munters

Posted by: shell on September 12, 2005 02:11 PM

I THINK CHAVS R THE GAYEST PIESES OF SHIT ON THIS PLANET AND I DONT C WATS SO FUKIN GR8 ABOUT A BASS DRUM AND TECHNOS SHIT 2 I SAY WE PUT EM ALL IN A BIG FIELD AND BOM EM YEA PUNK AND PROUD

Posted by: spike on September 24, 2005 11:16 AM

CHAVS are the most stupid peices of **** iv ever seen. A chav is just a lil ***hole's that sleep with there own mothers. U know ur a chav when u go to work with ur top off and so does ur husband.

Posted by: KILL.EM.ALL on October 12, 2005 03:11 PM

chavs are fukin retards who hav no sense in clothing and can only fite wiv a group ur a pak off pansies fuk off and die sumwere scummy bastards

Posted by: matthew on October 12, 2005 07:44 PM

Oi listen here Chavs anit no scum alrite and people class me as a chav and i dnt need to gang behind me to have a fight with neone alrite

Posted by: Omi on October 16, 2005 10:13 PM

I h8 chavsi think they r waist of time.goths r much moreawsome.they r the best!

Posted by: Punx on October 17, 2005 03:29 PM

IHATE CHAVS AND GOTHS !!! GOTHES MOSHERS EMOS H8 CHAVS CHAVS H8 GOTHS MOSHERS EMOS I H8 U ALL I THINK CHAVS R A BUNCH OF DURBRAINS WHO DONT KNOW HOW 2 DRESS N NEED BETTA MUSIC TASTE AND I THINK GOTHS MOSHERS AND EMOS NEED TO COME OUTTA THA DARKNESS N GET A LIFE IF EVRY1 WAS NORMAL NO1 WOULD HATE NE1

Posted by: bry on November 5, 2005 06:53 PM

why does everyone have a problem with each other? tolarate each other and we will all be happier, don't go around saying you will kill a chav, and then complain about a cahv saying they'll kill a goth and so on, because then we are all being idiots and are as bad as each other.


bob Dylan, pink floyd, the beatles and jimi hendrix rule. Syd Barrett rules

Posted by: Dom on November 6, 2005 01:09 AM

chavz r not mingers get ovr it!!!

Posted by: kay on November 8, 2005 12:12 PM

i lurve chavs . im 1 meself i fink fere gr8 ppl.
moshers and goths shud learn how 2 dress chavs know 2 dress. chavs r more harder than other groups.
lurve mc bulmer

Posted by: Donna Bulmer on November 16, 2005 01:48 PM

chavs are f**k ups who are poofs and act hard to make others scared of them.their lower than chimps in a life cycle

Posted by: harry on November 18, 2005 06:37 PM

I LOVE CHAVS !!! NO JOKE THEY ARE AMAZIN AND NOT AS BAD AS EVERYINE MAKES OUT THEM TO BE ONLI COZ DA REST OF DA WORLD R GOFFS!!!

Posted by: lozzie_15 on November 22, 2005 08:29 PM

mc bulmer just proved wot every1 was sayin about chavs! All the chavs i know think they are all the hardest people u'll eva meet wen actually they'd lose a fight with mi lil cousin. But i don't think they should be judged they are not all the same (i'm just yet 2 meet a nice 1).
Kate

Posted by: kate on November 28, 2005 04:10 PM

heyyyyyyyyyy ı lıke sex

Posted by: b on November 30, 2005 04:05 PM

eyup al u chavz if ur lookin 4 a lass 2 talk 2 4 a bit u no m addi so get goin
o yeh u got it al rong bowt us chavz n if uv got a problem wi dat wel al i can say iz get beny by A SHEEP

Posted by: Elise on December 1, 2005 02:46 PM

leath me alon

Posted by: robert on December 8, 2005 12:10 PM

chavs are so gay dat i met hu threatened me wiv a knife, so i broke his nose and then he got arrested and i dint. SO DO UR BIT 2 CLEAN UP THE STREETS AND KILL THE STUPID CHAVS!!!!!!!

Posted by: rock_rules on December 28, 2005 02:50 PM

i h8 chavs, well the ones that live near me. i mean i only know about 5 moshers/goths. everyone round here thinks it's cool to walk round in gangs and bully little kids. The other day i waa walking down the road with my mum and some chav tried smashing a glass bottle over my mum's head, now that is very uncool. i don't mind how people dress, it'a the way people act, i don't give a crap bout what people think of me. i'm not saying i h8 the way chavs dress, just the way they act....

Posted by: rock_chick on January 8, 2006 02:57 PM

i love gary booth

Posted by: charly on January 13, 2006 01:37 PM

GOTHS, MOSHERS AND EMOS RULE!!!!!! plz dont discriminate them, their great people and who eva says there not...well its their los

Posted by: A Mosher on March 3, 2006 08:00 PM

BTW who eva thinks chavs rule. den u r a loooooooooooooooooooser. sorry but chavs make fun of people by the way they dress or who they r, they think they higher dan every1else but in reality der lower den evry1else. us goths, moshers n emos dont h8 chavs for the way dey dress bur 4 da way they act. chavz h8 us 4 the way we dress which is pathetic.

Posted by: A mosher on March 3, 2006 08:13 PM

hey peepz chav r minted m8 wotz rong wiv em?

Posted by: xXxdanixXx on March 17, 2006 09:07 AM
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