Apparently, yes. You are David Brent combined with Gareth Keenan. Your office persona swings wildly from forced hilarity to utmost anality, and is driving your long-suffering colleagues to drink and drugs. For their sakes at least, seek psychiatric help.
These Grauniad quizzes are brilliant!
Update: Everyone else in my office claims to be a dream colleague. But at least one lied in her answers...