August 20, 2003
Thought screen helmets

Protect yourself from alien abduction - make yourself a thought screen helmet. And make one for your children too - children are "abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids".

May also protect you against MK-ULTRA.

Now, we all know that these aliens are being led by The King, so for extra security, install The Elvis Detector.

Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at August 20, 2003 02:06 PM

Just because you're not paranoid it doesn't mean they are not out to get you.

Posted by: Andy Todd on August 20, 2003 02:28 PM

*Elvis* is out to get me.

Posted by: Simon Brunning on August 20, 2003 02:53 PM

Has he left the building?

Posted by: Stevan Rose on August 20, 2003 03:24 PM

All of the information on Aliens and Children is as accurate as I can make it. The drawings are authentic.

If you have questions contact me at

Thank you.

Michael Menkin
Aliens and Children
Stop Alien Abductions

Posted by: Michael Menkin on August 29, 2003 01:31 AM

How does he *know* it's accurate? Dr Spock, plus the "Penguin Book of Aliens"? Or an intensive & independent child-and-alien scientific study?


Posted by: Tracey Annison on September 1, 2003 06:37 PM

Michael Menkin knows the information he posts is accurate because he works with the abductees directly and he makes the thought screen helmets for them himself. It's his own money and time.

Michael Menkin

Posted by: Michael Menkin on September 19, 2003 10:14 PM

Hmmmmm... what can I say?

Posted by: Tracey on September 22, 2003 09:45 AM

He also refers to himself in the 3rd person.

Posted by: Simon Brunning on February 14, 2005 05:03 PM

Why such hatred against a man who is trying to help other people? The worst thing that can happen is that the hat will not work and the abductions will continue, but at least he is trying to do something.

Much better than to deny what is happening.

Posted by: hdrkid2 on May 29, 2005 07:46 PM

Hatred? No. Ridicule? Yes. The man is as mad as a box of frogs.

Posted by: Simon Brunning on May 31, 2005 08:57 AM

as for today's day and age we are living not in the world that we are born into so expect all kinds of weird things you can't explain but then who am i to say aliens exist or not but it is safe to asume that we may need nessecary protection from the unknown.

Posted by: the doctor on January 22, 2006 09:37 PM
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