August 20, 2003
Thought screen helmets
Protect yourself from alien abduction - make yourself a thought screen helmet. And make one for your children too - children are "abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids".
May also protect you against MK-ULTRA.
Now, we all know that these aliens are being led by The King, so for extra security, install The Elvis Detector.
Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at August 20, 2003 02:06 PM
Just because you're not paranoid it doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
*Elvis* is out to get me.
Has he left the building?
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Aliens and Children
Stop Alien Abductions
How does he *know* it's accurate? Dr Spock, plus the "Penguin Book of Aliens"? Or an intensive & independent child-and-alien scientific study?
Michael Menkin knows the information he posts is accurate because he works with the abductees directly and he makes the thought screen helmets for them himself. It's his own money and time.
Hmmmmm... what can I say?
He also refers to himself in the 3rd person.
Why such hatred against a man who is trying to help other people? The worst thing that can happen is that the hat will not work and the abductions will continue, but at least he is trying to do something.
Much better than to deny what is happening.
Hatred? No. Ridicule? Yes. The man is as mad as a box of frogs.
as for today's day and age we are living not in the world that we are born into so expect all kinds of weird things you can't explain but then who am i to say aliens exist or not but it is safe to asume that we may need nessecary protection from the unknown.