My iPod is one year old today. I've listened to it for a grand total of 33 days, 4:17:38, according to the second of these scripts. That's getting on for 10% of the time!

Thanks again, Mum. Best birthday present ever.

Bad news is, my earphones did again, only yesterday. That's three sets I've got through in the last year - I must be seriously rough on them. Anyway, I might get some Shure E2Cs this time - I spotted them on one of those dodgy Tottenham Court Road shops for thirty-five quid or so.