Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".
There are only two higher levels in France - "Surrender" and "Collaborate".
(Recieved via email, provenance unknown.)
Update Thursday 14th: The British Alert Level - a nice hot cup of tea.
Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at July 13, 2005 05:37 PMCheeky, very cheeky ;-)
Posted by: Mark Matthews on July 14, 2005 10:34 AM