I've just been accused of looking like a geography teacher.
But what gets me is who is criticising me. If it was just the clothes horses, I wouldn't mind, but no - this was from a man wearing a black shirt and a Hong Kong Phooey tie.
Posted to Apropos of nothing by Simon Brunning at March 22, 2005 02:43 PMBut Simon, you *do* look like a geography teacher. Although you would be a shoe-in for a history teacher if you'd just get that tweed jacket with the leather elbow patches.
Posted by: Andy Todd on March 22, 2005 11:38 PMYou *do not* look like a history teacher. You look like an RE teacher!
Posted by: Steve on March 23, 2005 02:07 PMMy geography teacher had a moustache and was incredibly gay, so I don't think you look like one.
I think if you were a teacher you'd probably be considered a 'cool' one. It's the gold tooth that does it.
Posted by: Katherine on March 23, 2005 02:44 PMBless you, Katherine. Unfortunately, I really can't see myself as cool. I could be the lead guitarist for <insert name of cool band here>, dressed all in <insert name of fashionable designer here>, going out with <insert name of top model here> and drinking in <insert name of cool bar here>, and I *still* wouldn't be cool.
You'll have to insert the names of cool bands etc. yourself - I'm not cool enough to know of any.
The gold tooth is a more a sign of dispraxia than of cool.
Posted by: Simon Brunning on March 23, 2005 04:26 PMMmmmm, "Small Values of Dispraxia" has a certain ring to it.
Posted by: Steve on March 24, 2005 10:52 AM