Jordan will be in Clinton Cards in Fenchurch Street signing copies of her calendar on 16 December. I might just give that one a miss.
Jordan has managed the impossible - she's managed to make Kelly Brook look classy. (For my international readership - how can I explain Jorden? She makes Pamela Anderson look like Cate Blanchett.)
Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at December 02, 2004 12:53 PM