December 01, 2004
No *wonder* I'm not getting anywhere...
How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women, via greenfairydotcom.
Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at December 01, 2004 12:07 PM
Or rather, how to use a hand puppet to completely freak out and frighten away tons of single women (who will laugh initially and then try their very hardest to get away from you as soon as humanly possible).
Hey, it's got to be worth a go, Katherine. What do I have to lose? I not as if I don't get the "try their very hardest to get away from you as soon as humanly possible" thing as it is.
Except for the psycho-bitches from hell, that is. *They* seem to like me well enough.
He makes it sounds so plausible, which makes me think he's never actually tried it.