In preparation for her wedding, Tulna's hen night was this last weekend in Rome. (Tulna's in the boa, just like she wears at work. Just one of the reasons why her nickname is Margo.)

Jenny (third from the left), our receptionist office and events co-ordinator, still hasn't made it back to the office. I'm assured that she's ill, and not in a Roman police cell, but I'm sceptical.

I quite fancy a couple of Tulna's friends, I must say, so I'm looking forward to the wedding even more than before. Problem is, I'm going to be a real disappointmet to all my colleagues. My daughters will be with me, so I won't be drinking, and they all so look forward to my making a total arse of myself