Give it back!
I think that this is a joke, but you can never be too sure these days - a small but vocal number of Americans seem to have gone insane recently.
Via Pensieri di un minore lunatic.
Update: It gets better! Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite, R-Brooksville, plans to introduce a bill today proposing that the families of the thousands of soldiers, sailors and airmen buried in France and Belgium be allowed to dig up their remains and have them shipped home.