At wigu.com.

A woman is special... no matter how much she weigh,
Without women i'd get fat and drink cold beer all day!

Women are the only reason... a man has manners at all,
Without a woman alive I'd never make a telephone call!!

Women act pretty, but don't be misled...
There's a demon that lives inside of her head,
And crushing men's souls is how it is fed,
And it will not stop until we are dead.

(Via iamcal)