A woman is special... no matter how much she weigh,
Without women i'd get fat and drink cold beer all day!
Women are the only reason... a man has manners at all,
Without a woman alive I'd never make a telephone call!!
Women act pretty, but don't be misled...
There's a demon that lives inside of her head,
And crushing men's souls is how it is fed,
And it will not stop until we are dead.
(Via iamcal)Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at June 28, 2002 01:08 PM