June 19, 2002

LordCo - for all your Christian fundamentalist consumer needs.

Your only source for Corpus Christies, Pre-Blessed Breakfast Cereal. "Now, it's important for you, as good Christian parents, to know that this is not entirely your fault. It's those blaspheming, heathen, bastard children that your little angels have to suffer through school with. Is it any wonder that it takes you all night to beat the love of Jesus back into them?"

Also available: Preyboy magazine, GI Jesus, Hungry Hungry Lions, Burning Bush Vaginal Cream, the PsalmPilot, and many, many more.

If I have offended anyone with this post, well, Richard Dawkins would have done worse.

(Via Pagan Prattle, via ESR's Armed and Dangerous. On which more later...)

Posted to Funny by Simon Brunning at June 19, 2002 04:01 PM
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