Fire destroys Brighton's West Pier

"Umm Qasr is a town similar to Southampton", UK Defence Minister Geoff Hoon told the House of Commons yesterday. "He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr", said one British soldier, informed of this while on patrol in Umm Qasr. Another added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes, and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."

Via Chris Carline.

The Yanks are not satisfied with bombing the Iraqis. Oh no, they want to sell them mobile phones, too.

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