London Men's Self-Help Pub Crawl Group

Funny.

I found beer in the evening's pub crawl generator from here. Cool. That's what I call technology for the benefit of man.

How cool is Google? Its web directory includes a London pub crawl page!

Clare Short says she'll stay.

Not for long, though, I'll be bound. She'll get the chop as soon as the dust settles. Blair won't trust her in future, and she'll have lost credibility amongst backbenchers, too.

Cook went, as predicted. Good speech, too.

Family Tech Support. Story of my life.

More evidence that you can't get drunk on Guinness.

Much Guinness was drunk last night. I was not.

This can't really be considered a conclusive experiment, though. The experiment's data was somewhat muddied by two complicating factors: On the one hand, I hadn't eaten. But then, you don't need to eat when drinking Guinness. Steak, egg and chips in a glass.

On the other hand, it was taking quarter of an hour or so to get served. A man can sober up in that length of time! I'm not sure if the Irish dancers had any effect one way or the other, to be honest. But I won't be going to see Riverdance, I can tell you.

All in all, I think further research is required. And I think I know just the man to help.