Got a fat pipe? (Easy.) If so, get GTA (the original) here, for free. All 300+ MB of it.

Fab game, much better than GTA2. I've not played III or Vice City, so no comment there.

Last night, as I was walking past my local, a sheaf of 'Have one on us' vouchers was thrust into my top pocket. I think that each punter was only supposed to get one each, but hey, I'm a regular.

Each voucher entitled you to a free pint of Guinness. I was planning on going straight home, but, well, if would have been rude, wouldn't it?

I have a headache today.