Coldplay announce UK tour . I won't be going. It's a big venue, and they'd never let me in with a rifle.
Posted to Music by Simon Brunning at May 28, 2008 09:54 AMIf you have a rifle, you don't need to be allowed in - just wait outside on a grassy knoll until you see the whites of their eyes and whammo!
Posted by: Steve on May 28, 2008 01:38 PM