ThoughtWorks had a few Dell 926 all-in-one printer/scanner/copier/card-readers given to them, so they decided to raffle them off. I won one, but I had to throw the fish back - turns out it's a Windows only machine. Windows only! Naturally, I won't have Windows in the house, and I don't know anyone who uses Windows, either.

Well, at least I won't admit to knowing that class of person. ;-)

It's uncanny. Whenever there's a raffle with a prize I don't want, I win every time, without fail. That's proper ironic, Alanis.