It was the girls' carol concert last night. What can I say? Well, if cultural sensitivity means putting an end to having to stand through an hour of kids singing about Jesus, off key, then I'm all for it.

The 'modern' carols were the worst. The traditional carols are at least, well, traditional, but the 'modern' ones were just plain embarrassing.

Still, I wasn't there for me, I was there for the girls.

Now I've just got to get through Freja's 'makeover' party on Saturday...