Crikey, what a dirty stop-out! Anyway, it's Mark "the burger-flipper" Matthews' leaving do on Thursday night this week, at the All Bar One, Houndsditch.

Wednesday night is looking promising; Steve's coming, of course, and Andy, Michael, Mark and Sam are all probables. The more the merrier, of course, so do come for a beer if you're London based and at a loose end.

Be gentle with me on Friday morning...