In a further hardening of his earlier proposals, Home Secretary David Blunkett has proposed that suspected terrorists be convicted on the basis that a representative panel of Daily Mail readers "doesn't really like the look of them". He went on the point out that "honest, decent citizens need not worry about these proposals, since they will naturally only apply to darkies. Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?"

Robert Mugabe responded: "When I said that I'd teach the British a thing or two, this wasn't what I had in mind."