December 02, 2003
My top ten
Micheal and I were discussing our personal top ten lists, as drunken men are wont to do. Well, I was drunk - he isn't a drinker, so what his excuse is I don't know.
Hmmm. I'm quite unable to get my list down to 10. Here it is as it stands:
(These pages are reasonably safe for work, by the way, but I can't speak for any ads...)
There were the ones that I've managed, with gritted teeth, to exclude from my list:
Posted to Apropos of nothing by Simon Brunning at December 02, 2003 05:14 PM
Marks out of ten? I'll give her one.
You seem to have missed out Liz Hurley.
You also seem to have missed out anyone serving you beer.
Liz Hurley and Monica Bellucci do nothing for mwe, I'm afraid.
And it's not like I haven't *asked*...
You've also omitted anyone that you(/we) might have any chance of sh*gging! Why do people fantasise about the unattainable? Mine are more about the blonde with the turned up nose who catches the 5:37, or the dolly who sells me ciggies, or the waitress across the road, or ....do i have to stop at 10 ?
Now that i think of it, i've got as much chance with them as Angelina Jolie.
And as for selecting Nicole Kidman ...each to their own.
So, what you are telling me is that I have no chance with Angelina Jolie? I simply *refuse* to believe that.
Besides, 'real' people aren't allowed.