July 17, 2003
People ought to have to pass some form of a test, like a driving test, before they are allowed to use dangerous implements like umbrellas.
If you are, oh, say six foot two, you'll find that very many people hold their umbrellas with the spokes at your eye level. And then appear to do their level best to poke your eyes out.
Posted to Rants by Simon Brunning at July 17, 2003 09:27 AM
Again, I agree with you. Not only do these eeejits try to poke out the eyes of tall people, they stand next to us and let the water from their umbrella run off onto our shoulders. They don't look where they are going either, fikwuts the lot of 'em.
If only we were more like America, we could probably buy an Uzi and blow them away.
Amen. As well as the eye-dangers there is the general problem of navigating around people with umbrellas so large that you could shelter a town meeting under them. Grrr.
It rains so infrequently here (Phoenix) I prefer to get wet rather than use an umbrella.
I have revised my opinion somewhat. Umbrellas should, in fact, be banned outright.
Rather helpfully, I suggested to SB that he wear (a) a full visor motorcycle helmet and am now adding in (b) a raincoat. Solves his problem (of being tall), and ours (of looking at him m-f 9-5) ;-)
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